Product of the day

I wonder if I can get this Zit Poppers Candy in time to hand out to the kiddies on Halloween. Basically, you pretend to pop them and the "bloody candy ooze" (their words, not mine) that comes out has a wonderful strawberry or watermelon flavor. Even better than the disgusting look of the candies is the write-up for this product: "Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That's approximately 16 zits. (We can't believe we're even WRITING this.)" Yeah, I can't either, dudes! Check out the gallery at their site for Zit Poppers candies in action. Ewwwwww!

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