Come on!!!!

I saw some guy today walking with his wife or girlfriend holding a leash and on the end of the leash was some sorry-ass excuse for a dog. It was one of the stupidest things I have seen in a while, and I just stood there with the lawn mower running, not cutting anything, but searching the files in my head for some lost document as to why a guy would do that...do ya feel pretty manly?
WHY do people buy Chihuahua's? or what's that other freakin' stupid breed...'Min-Pin' ?
PUHLEESE!!!
Keep your head up bud, some bird is going to get hungry enough some day and swoop in for your..."dog". Is there even a collar that fits these rodents?

Atta-boy-girl!

...whew, I feel better now.