Advice (cont'd)

#5 Be mindful of what comes between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.

#6 Cellphones have amplifiers, there's no need to raise your voice.

#7 If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.

#8 Don't pose with booze.

#9 Sadly, some things we love will never come back. The fedora is one of them.