Sunday, June 24, 2007

Brilliant! simply brilliant



H.G. Wells, who was no friend of the church, wrote an interesting story years ago in the New Yorker. He told a story about an Episcopalian clergyman. This Episcopal bishop was the kind of man who was always saying pious things to people. When people in trouble came to him with their problems he would say things like, "Have you prayed about that?" This bishop found that if he said that, in just the right way, it would sort of settle things for people.

The bishop didn't pray much himself. After all, his life was going along just fine. But one day the bishop found himself overwhelmed by problems. It occurred to him that he ought to take some of his own advice. So, one Saturday afternoon he entered the cathedral, he went to the front and knelt on the crimson rug. He folded his hands before the altar and he began to pray, "O God . . ."

Suddenly there was a voice. It was crisp, businesslike. The voice said, "Well, what is it?"

The next day when the worshipers came to Sunday services, they found the bishop sprawled face down on the crimson carpet. When they turned him over they discovered he was dead. Lines of horror were etched upon his face.

Word!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

You supply the caption

Champions of a feather flock together!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

American Idol- The Lost Audition

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Dad

Thanks for the wrench dad,


... you've always known how to set me free to explore!


Thursday, June 14, 2007

i LOVE this!!!

Need I Say More?






I know I could, but should I,...mmmm....

THIS SHALLOW, reckless, monolithically arrogant corporation who touts belief in the philosophy of hedonism and advocates tax cuts for the richest of the rich instead of succor for the poorest of the poor, who has entangled us all in the vitriolic and mindless embrace of seemingly honorable virtures, all the while sucking the moral bloodline right out of our already fragile society...mmmm

maybe I won't.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

It's Official !

McDonald's has now reached Africa

Friday, June 08, 2007

Life



I came so they can have real and eternal life,
more and better life than they ever dreamed of.


- Jesus

Thursday, June 07, 2007

busy

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

slowing

Saturday, June 02, 2007

CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!

B is for Bière! More Pirate Talk E jag A T - traffic signal wiring box marker e