Product of the day

I wonder if I can get this Zit Poppers Candy in time to hand out to the kiddies on Halloween. Basically, you pretend to pop them and the "bloody candy ooze" (their words, not mine) that comes out has a wonderful strawberry or watermelon flavor. Even better than the disgusting look of the candies is the write-up for this product: "Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That's approximately 16 zits. (We can't believe we're even WRITING this.)" Yeah, I can't either, dudes! Check out the gallery at their site for Zit Poppers candies in action. Ewwwwww!

Trick or Trite?

Obama vs. McCain: The Danceoff!

Forget the debates, the rhetoric,
the media bias, ...this is the real
show down, the dancin' duel for
all the marbles...LET'S GET IT ON!!

aawwwwww

How to make baby pandas even cuter:
give them a playground!

The lesser of two weevils

What if worship was like an NBA game?

OK the Darlene Zeke thing was funny. But you've felt this before haven't you? We've become quite comfortable in it too... even though we know that it's a bit like fast food for our souls. It still gets us what we need to get through the day, but we're getting fat, lazy, and ineffective because of our diet. What will it take to cause us to worship (prostrate) with a palpable sense of the eternal?

Jon Stewart on the Canadian Election

whoa

Jesus is like a Mountie...ZAP!

Jesus is a friend of Mine...

Fire the Translator!

I'll pass, but do you have some sauteed Dictionary?
Cuz that sounds yummers!